Ghost

nowheretaylor:

this show is a gift

(Source: milkaholics)

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

Both My Parents Were Surgeons And I Used To Talk To Furniture

sixpenceee:

Another great reddit no sleep story. 

This one will really shock you.

by reddit user invictus1988

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onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee)

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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